Yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm not entirely Miss Innocence. (I mostly am. Honest. I'm a good girl, fics on this page notwithstanding.) The stuff here usually gets written when I've been away from my significant other for a rather lengthy period of time and ... start thinking bad things that probably should be left private. But just in case you're one of those 'Net perverts, like so many of us are, here's the random smut-fest stories I've done. *g* More of these can be found in the "Pillow Talk" section of the site; there are two reasons they're not here, and one is that they're an entire series and these aren't part of that series; the other is that Misty designed this fully GORGEOUS, kick-ass site for my stories there and heck if I'm going to compromise it in any way. *G* Enjoy! Bigger Problems (I Touch Myself) High R/NC-17, f/m. The first non-Pillow Talk smut I wrote - somewhat tame compared to some of my later stuff. ;) Aphrodite screws with Gab's mind by putting a charm on her that makes her horny as hell (yeah, I know - cliche, but what ya gonna do), and she turns to Joxer. Takes place after season five's "Little Problems", hence the first title; done for a GJE lyric challenge and based around the Divinyls song, hence the second title. This also fits into my "Gab is bitchy 'cause she needs to get laid" theory. *eg* With Friends Like These... NC-17, f/f/m. Taking place the evening after season five's "Lyre, Lyre, Hearts On Fire", a VeryPregnant!Xena discovers that there may be ways to alleviate the hormonal rushes of pregnancy. It's all in the timing. Winner of the 2001 Golden Quill Award for Best Joxer-Friendly Subtext Story. Leather After Dark Low NC-17, m/m. Jett hears tell of the death of the Warrior Princess during the Twilight of the Gods, and takes the opportunity to bust out of jail. He relies on his brother to put him up until things die down, but Ares has had his own plans for Joxer and they didn't include a lookalike. Winner of the 2001 Golden Quill Award for Best Slash Story. Necessary disclaimer: The characters are owned by RenPics/StudiosUSA and nobody told me I could play with 'em. The lyrics to "I Touch Myself" are the property of the Divinyls. The story ideas here are my own and please don't archive or distribute them without my consent, don't sell them at all, and don't plagiarize my fics. Send any and all feedback to adobe_lan@yahoo.com.